Skeet of the Day

From buying a paper for fun, to hyping his inept lover as performer, Jeff Bezos has gone full Citizen Kane.

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— Lindsay Beyerstein (@beyerstein.bsky.social) August 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM

Seriously, this is phunny as phuque.

It’s also an INCREDIBLY accurate.

Full disclosure: I have not actually seen Citizen Kane, but I am aware of its cultural significance, and I have (repeatedly) seen the clapping scene.