No, I Don’t Think That the Couch F%$#er Murdered the Pope

Still, it does appear that people that Vice President Vance meets with have the life expectancy of Sean Bean in his movie roles.

Pope Francis died less than 24 hours after meeting him.

FWIW, I’m pretty sure that the next Pope will not be as good as Francis, he is arguably the best Pope since John XXIII, but I am certain that he will be a better Catholic than J.D. Vance.

Hell, I’m a better Catholic than J.D. Vance, and I’m Jewish.

I will not be doing a play by play of the smoke coming from the Sistine Chapel.