I Feel Like Shit

30 minutes on an exercise bike.

Rather selfishly, Sharon* wants me to live forever, so she “Convinced” me to enroll at her gym. (They had a special for adding family members)

Do not like.

*Love of my life, light of the cosmos, she who must be obeyed, my wife.

Matthew G. Saroff
Matthew G. Saroff

Written by Matthew G. Saroff

Husband, father, pinko, slave to cats

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