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The Onion both nails the zeitgeist of Philadelphia sports fandom, and is hilarious:

Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans:
‘I Hate All Of You, F%$# You’

Delivering the fiery, expletive-laden remarks at a postgame press conference after winning Super Bowl LIX, Philadelphia Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni told Eagles fans Sunday, “I hate all of you, f%$# you.” “It’s sad to think how much greater the Eagles’ legacy would be if it didn’t have a worthless fanbase filled with such total fucking pricks,” said Sirianni, who added that Eagles fans were loud, rude, and obnoxious assholes before he went on to announce, “This is for you,” and flipped the double birds. ………

(%$# mine)

This is brilliant.