The Agony of Victor Bout

I am aware that WNBA star Britney Griner has been released from a Russian labor camp, but in the celebration of this event, we have forgotten the pain of Viktor Bout.

I know that Russian labor camps are not a nice place, but how can this compare to having Nicolas Cage playing you in a thinly veiled account of your life, Lord of War.

Did you hear me?.

Nicolas Cage!!!

For the humor impaired, this is snark, because who amongst us has not dunked on Nicolas Cage?