That’s Not a Knife

THIS IS A KNIFE

Smoky Mountain Knife Works.
Knives, semi precious stones, fossils, V-2 parts, etc.
We took a detour on the way home to Pigeon Forge, TN to take a brief look at Dollywood, because Nat wanted to see it.
On the way we saw the sign for Smoky Mountain Knife Works, and has to check it out.
Then I saw the knife, and I knew that it was imperative for me to show it to Sharon.
Needless to say, I pointed the blade out, and quoted Crocodile Dundee in a very bad Australian accent, because, how could I not?