Happy Christmas

Obviously, as a Jew, I do not have to deal with the various vicissitudes of Christmas.

You have things like last minute gift shopping, wrapping those gifts when you finally find the last remaining one in a small shop in Bayonne, New Jersey, putting up the tree, taking down the tree, dealing with your racist uncle’s manifesto at the dinner table, and your slacker sibling’s significant other hitting on you.

This song is for all of those folks stressed out by the season.