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Matthew G. Saroff
Matthew G. Saroff

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17 hours ago

OMG, I’ve Become My Dad

I don’t care if this is Kosher, I ain’t buying this premium pineapple made vegetarian fish sauce So, I was in H-Mart, on an unsuccessful quest for Galingal (Thai Ginger) for my wife, and I was looking at the stuff and running around like a kid in a candy store. That’s not me. I HATE grocery shopping. My dad was the one who loved grocery shopping. I get it, H-Mart is kind of cool, but when I am seriously considering buying a 1 meter long 8 kilo whole bluefish because it is Sharon’s* favorite fish.

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17 hours ago

Silly Rabbit, You Should Have Used a Drone

In case you missed it, Canada has accused India of murdering one of its citizens, a Sikh separatist, in Canada. The victim, Hardeep Singh Nijjar, was shot in his truck in a parking lot in Surrey, BC by masked assistants. This sounds like the sort of thing that Modi would…

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1 day ago

A Message for My Reader(s)

Light posting for a while. I’m going to be competing at the Trial by Fire historical cooking competition, and I am hip deep in Apicius right now.

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1 day ago

I Can Haz Prosecushuns?

So, FTX is now going after Bankman and Fried for their role in looting the crypto exchange FTX. It turns out that Sam Bankman-Fried’s parents, Joseph Bankman and Barbara Fried, were hip deep in his crypto scam. In a perfect world, they would go to jail too, but taking their…

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2 days ago

Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs!

It be Talk Like a Pirate Day! September 19 every Yarrr Matey!

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2 days ago

Remember that Bogus Mask Metadata Study?

It turns out that the story is even worse that initial reports. The short version: Lead author Tom Jefferson is a right wing hack who has been espousing junk science for years, and has been paid by the Brownstone institute, which is in turned funded by right wing billionaire and…

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2 days ago

This Does Not Sound Good

So, in violation of EU rules, Poland, Hungary, Slovakia have banned the import of Ukrainian grain. Basically, their governments are pandering to their farmers, who are undercut by cheap grain from the Ukraine. Imposing a unilateral ban appears to be a contravention of the European Union rules, so how this…

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2 days ago

He’s Just an Asshole

I am referring, of course, to Bill Maher’s turn about on doing his show during the strike. Unlike Drew Barrimore, he has long and interrupted record of being a douche bag, so I attribute his reversal not to being convinced of his error, he’s never been convinced of his I…

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3 days ago

Linkage

The NYT Uses Trans Hate to Discipline Its Workers (Everything Is Horrible) Argues that the current anti-trans Jihad at the Gray Lady is primarily about slapping down workers who they felt got too “Uppity” after they got the (really awful) opinion editor James Bennet dropped. Me, I think that it…

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3 days ago

A Dangerous Moron

It looks like the Apartheid Era Emerald Heir Pedo Guy™ was nearly killed by his Autopilot technology, and learned nothing. After faded lane markers nearly sent his car into oncoming traffic, he would confront his programmers telling them to do their job. The problem is that the technology simply did…

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Matthew G. Saroff

Matthew G. Saroff

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Husband, father, pinko, slave to cats

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